If You Can’t Take The Heat, Don’t Submit

I am very A_N_N_O_Y_E_D. Here’s the deal. No matter who the hell you are, if you decide to submit your music to a music publication then that’s your right. However, it is NOT your right to ask to remove a bad review. That would be UNETHICAL, wouldn’t it? No? Well, screw off. That’s how I work, and I can’t think of too many major music publications that work otherwise. If you submit your music for review, we reserve the right to drag it through the mud and crap on it. We reserve the right to give it an “F-” score. We reserve the right to tell you that your music sucks. We reserve the right to tell you to keep your day job. If you don’t like it, I don’t particularly care. Talk to my hand, which is flipping you off.

(Disclaimer: The great majority of music submitters are VERY nice and wonderful folk and the above definitely does not apply to you. Sorry, but this is what you sign up for when you submit music to the Palebear pseudo music blog.)

by Palebear