Welcome to The Monkey House

Hey. Interested in having a chance of getting your record reviewed? Here’s a tip: DO NOT EMAIL US ABOUT THE STATUS OF YOUR RECORD. DO NOT CALL US TO ASK ABOUT IT. DO NOT CONTINUE TO BOTHER US REPEATEDLY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. DOING SO SEVERELY WASTES OUR TIME.

DO NOT LIKE IT? I DO NOT CARE.

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by Palebear